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Golden nuggets from the brains of those I love.
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- Sean, at Sephora: I was thinking 'i'm the only guy...
- dad: try raising a fuckin' family drumming full ti...
- guy at Halloween party: "hey, could I have a hug? ...
- Sylvester Stallone looks terrible! He looks like P...
- Russian dudes on CR
- "if you're going to a party and wanna impress ever...
- "oh, you don't know Rick? he's really cute... well...
- Josh: Erin's world! Erin's world! Farty time! Exce...
- Josh: "when's the last time god made himself a san...
- dad, looking at an old picture of himself: "man, I...
- Aimee/ Omegle
- *Kira's phone starts playing the intro to Prince's...
- "i never wanted to suck that guy's dick but i love...
- i had shorts with paint stains on them and jackie ...
- "it's like, Adam and Eve had lots of babies and th...
- Jared: "NASCAR fans don't..." Josh- "Have an educa...
- "kali maaaaaaa!" -Tima's response to others speaki...
- "Hey baby, I'm reading you from left to right, and...
- "...and I said, dude! You're putting Descartes bef...
- "It's hipster Normandy!" -Ryan, when wave of Twili...
- we get done watching the most depressing doc ever,...
- nick: "can i tell Mexican jokes?" ana: "... around...
- Whitney, chugging a stein: "i don't like that the ...
- At karaoke, me to Belle: "you should be up there s...
- "so, i was eating spaghetti in my underwear..." Adam
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About Me
- Douchebaguette
- Documentary nerd, pop culture popcorn muncher, delighted by the things people say.
1 comment:
i'm even less humble when i'm drunk. nice.
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