Kade Gibb

If I were the older of a set of twins, I'd call my sibling about 50 times a day an say "when I was your age" and then describe what I'd been doing for the last 6 minutes.

Ana's life advice

 Ana:  first thing you do:

get a face tattoo

that let's people know you're serious

second:

get one leg amputated

because no one messes around with a one legged person

"Your entitlement in gay spaces needs to be checked, Dan." - Maggie

"Oh yeah, build the walls of your ghetto higher."- Dan

"I want a goiter. I'munna get a big goiter friend and I'munna name him." - Kira

Someone mentions that on the show, we were always Vern.

Me: "No man is an island, and we are all Vern."
 - bartender at Beerhive: "you weirdo. no other woman in the world I would have sat next to would have just said that."

Steven: I worship the shit out of the female body.

Jesse: what's that like??

You in on the heist? We gotta figure out how to do this right, on the Trax. I'm thinking between 21st and 33rd is probably our best bet. -Kris

Did you know I own "bus stop whores dot com?" - Kira