Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Worst catcall experience of my life

Man walking in front of me briefly pauses to turn around, watching me.
As I pass him, he says "Saw your titties bouncing. Look good, real nice."
(I keep my pace, coming to grips with what just happened. REALLY? Ugh.)
I pass him, crossing the street as he positions himself to check out my behind.
"Ass is tight! Love to hit that. I'd run that shit ragged all night!"
me, finally certain that yes- this is happening: "man- SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
-"Pull the stick out yo'ass!" he replies.


5 minutes later, in the train station, I hear him talking to the women seated on benches behind me: "I need me some of that brown sugar!"

Friday, September 6, 2013


Ana:  look erin
it's like Lady Gaga says
sometimes you're the Koons and other times the Koons is me