Text chat

Ana: What are you doing tonight?... Oh, exciting. I am going grocery shopping. I think we just turned into housewives. And we should scrapbook this moment.
Me: Dude. I think we should e-scrap it. And by that I mean photoshop cute borders on pics of our kids and put them on facebook.
Ana: Love it. Though you guys will be dealing with the kid situation sooner than us. Ours will be cuter though, for sure. ;-)
Me: Yeah well if I wanted baby koalas I would steal them from the zoo.
A: You should! Think about how cute baby koalas are. Plus, less maintenance than a baby. You can pop them in a box.
Me: Yeah, but they're mean and eucalyptus doesn't grow on trees. Why are you selling this so hard? You're a koala dealer, aren't you?
A: Why? Are you interested? The eucalyptus comes free...
Me: But that's always how they get you hooked. Next thing you know I'll be blowing you for extract.
A: And boy oh boy will it be sweet.

Johnny's on 2nd, Membership Liberation Night

Tara and I are standing across from each other and talking, while sort of dance/sliding.

Creepy guy in black suit with douchy black fedora:"What are you two girls doin'?"
Me (not even looking at him, still sliding my neck around half-dancing): "Wigglin'."
Tara (looking straight ahead at me): "Jigglin'."

He walked away pretty quickly.