Obviously

This text by phone thing is messed up. It would have been SO great to use it, but maybe we're just not "there" yet, technologically. Someday... *sigh*

Awkward Work Meeting

Tommy, to an incoherently ill Rohit (seriously, dude was on every otc substance known to man, should not have been at the office): Name five crabs! Name five crabs!
Rohit: I don't know, they're all the same (exhaustedly).
Tommy: Name your favorite character from Little Mermaid!
Rohit: I never watched it! ... (smacks hands on table, exasperated, laying his head down.)
John pipes up: Scuttle!
Tommy: THANK you, John! Finally, someone who can make decisions!