George practically creams himself when I say the words, "let's watch Star Trek". - Elizabeth

I Love Lucy

me: "Yeah, I'll watch it up until they have the baby, Ricky Junior. That's really where it jumped the shark."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, me too. I hate that. That's like some Scrappy Doo shit."

The bear seems to really love him, but who can know the mind of a bear? - Kieran

Taylor's musings on love and relationships

man

something about a man shaving for the first time in years fucks with your head

for like two days I would panic when I woke up next to him and sex felt like cheating.

Quote about me

You regard stupidity with a special kind of subtle disdain that I've always enjoyed.
- Vinny

Rawr

He is a tall drink of water... and I like a water back.

- Diana, on the topic of the Irish bartender

CitiBike, your mom

People complain the CitiBike is ugly but so is your mom and we all ride h nevermind I was going to say something mean and out of character
- Matthew Holtzclaw