Me: interesting doesn't keep you warm at night, honey. Space heaters do...

Sarah: no they don't, they just give you a bloody nose.

Adam Little

I gotta make like Joan and Jett.


Totally just invented that. So proud.

Brian Kelly

Roommate says he's headed to the gyro place on the corner. 
Me: "Isn't that an Azerbaijani joint?"
Him: "It could be a Spike Lee joint, for all I know."

Josh:
"NYU's not the only school.
'I go to Columbia for school.
Oh yeah? I got my dick ripped off. By a bear.'"

"I'm fuckin' Cher, I put La Mer on my toast this morning." - Matthew

Ana: "there's a book called 101 vaginas."
Nick: "is it about an evil woman that skins vaginas to make a coat?"

Roadhouse?

Kira: "You mean to tell me you've never seen Roadhouse? With Patrick Swayze, at his Swayziest?"


me: "Hold on, I'm quoting you."
Kira: "DOOON'T!"