Sunday, June 13, 2010

Squatter's Server

At Squatter's with Josh for brunch...
server, whose name tag says Zachari: How's your food?
us: Delicious!

-Thanks, I cooked it myself.

us: Well, you did a fine job! (We're all in on the joke at this point)

-I also brew the beer, and own the place! I built the building with my bare hands.

us: Brick by brick! Uphill!

-With my feet pinned behind my ears!

a little later...

server: Thanks for coming in today! I'm Jeremiah Squatter.

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