Toast Mcghost... - Justin

Spencer- I held the door open for this lady and she started combing her fingers through my beard! she said "doesn't that get hot in the summer?"

dad singing Flintstone's theme at Green Pig: "we'll have a gay old time! not that there's anything wrong with that!"

man, I lack the... necessary means for... necessary means for... dealing with this shit. - Josh

if i had known we were gonna be camping with the Kardashians, I would have gone about things differently. -Josh on camping drama

Willy: Going to Philly tomorrow
me: Oh cool, you gonna-
Willy: ... to see your mom.

citizen kane 2: electric boogaloo. -Chris Hanson