"Oh yeah, I forgot to text my mom congratulations for getting married yesterday."
That is a thing that was said.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Golden nuggets from the brains of those I love.
Followers
Blog Archive
-
▼
2013
(95)
-
▼
March
(19)
- Can I ask you what made you cut your hair? Me: Um,...
- That cocker spaniel lived eleven years after it bi...
- If only I could meet the sex addict, drug addict, ...
- My parents
- "1999 called, they want their oxygen bar back." my...
- Jesus, take the wheel
- Man with massive medallion in DC to Josh: Sir do y...
- Why he still out there holding ice to his face? Be...
- I win.
- Amazing.
- Ryan Paul, evil genius
- Truly one of the sweetest things ever said to me! ...
- Bworst?
- Oh, Dad.
- Geoff Taylor When I die, there will be a dirg...
- Adam Hutton I've decided my supervillian name...
- Me: that's a nice suit. BK: thanks! It's a blue su...
- "Oh yeah, I forgot to text my mom congratulations ...
- Ann, hung over, puking at quarter to 4: "The only ...
-
▼
March
(19)
About Me
- Douchebaguette
- Documentary nerd, pop culture popcorn muncher, delighted by the things people say.
No comments:
Post a Comment