Adam Hutton

I've decided my supervillian name is going to be "Sarcasmo" and I'm making a compound or device that alters the brain such that my victims won't be able to tell if someone is being serious or sardonic for several hours, and while the security guards are angrily re-assuring each other "no, I really mean it, I'm serious" I slip in and steal all the ...things. Jewels or something maybe? I don't know, I haven't really thought this out too far ahead.

Does anybody have a Lycra body suit or something I can have?