Tiiiin roof! RUSTED!

And just when you have absolutely given up on New York, a dude (seems a little rough around the edges, but not homeless) gets on the train and sings most of Love Shack- complete with the "I can't hear you!"s. BANG BANNNNNG! A few minutes later, I say "man, now you got that stuck in my head!" him: "My friend's doorknob was messed up and I was locked in his bathroom alone for an hour and ten minutes! I just kept singing I got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!"