Alex Horwood: update

Gerard Butler is the James Franco of Colin Farrells... Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing a "famous actor" in a made-for-TV movie... Yeah i was late for work because i was trying to rewrite Eminem’s Lose Yourself to be about petting a cat...also i was petting my cat. If Brad Pitt never used "This will be your last Pitt stop" as a pickup line, then seriously what's the fucking point of anything?... If you guys ever think our society has a lack of ideas, just type Zombie into Kickstarter...and that will undoubtedly prove it to you... All pants are tear-away pants... if you're really strong and really hate pants. Both my grandfathers fought in a World War...Their grandson is currently aggravated he can't log into his fantasy football league... How have you thrown in the towel today? Listen asshole, I'm not even interested in walking a mile in my own shoes There's always tomorrow... Except once. Hey, any word on if Tupac is releasing a new album this year?