Is this real life?

"You're such a Miranda! Like Miranda with an edge." Cherry said to me, his eyes glittering with serotonin. His much drunker friend with braces and Mickey Mouse ears announced "I have to pee!". Mickey commenced to sit down on the sidewalk in front of the furniture store on 14th, pulled his pants halfway down, knees bent, and urinated down the sidewalk towards passers- by. As he peed, he chatted with a friend on his cell phone, laughing at his situation. After that, he declared "I'm fucked up! I have a test at 8am! Let's go to Webster Hall!"