Tara's Wisdom

Josh may be weird but sometimes... sometimes.. he's the ONLY one that makes sense.

Hurricane advice

Joshua Sarlo: cuddle together and stay warm. me: lol Joshua: chew on leather for nourishment. me: it's not even cold! hahaha Joshua: try to sing old timey songs to distract the young ones from the winds..

Ana: look! Timelapse! (guy taking photos) me; look! Shark! (guy in shark suit)

"so much fun! I feel so freee!" - girl on bike, Central Park

Adam Hutton's facebook posts are gold.

Anyone want to go ambush/terrify/traumatize "ghost hunters" in a spooky abandoned building? I baited the trap with a pretty rad satanic altar and pigs blood a few months ago, so hopefully word has spread within the area youth.

TMI

Luis, in a singsong voice, opens the door to the bathroom: "I'm gonna shiit!"

Ann, Josh and I are walking to see an apartment down the block. Man walking by: "DAMN! This man has two beautiful women. What's your secret? Got a cigarette?" Josh: "Don't smoke, man." man: "Me neither, now!"

I'm probably better at UNO than you. -Michael

Is this real life?

"You're such a Miranda! Like Miranda with an edge." Cherry said to me, his eyes glittering with serotonin. His much drunker friend with braces and Mickey Mouse ears announced "I have to pee!". Mickey commenced to sit down on the sidewalk in front of the furniture store on 14th, pulled his pants halfway down, knees bent, and urinated down the sidewalk towards passers- by. As he peed, he chatted with a friend on his cell phone, laughing at his situation. After that, he declared "I'm fucked up! I have a test at 8am! Let's go to Webster Hall!"