Deena Marie's award- winning ideas

I want to open up a club called Wank. Wank will have everything, elves on opiods, celebrity babies in high heels, and a "Full House" look a like contest. At the door you'll be greeted by Frickles. Frickles is that thing of when Fergie and Don Rickles have the same face, and you can't really tell who is who