I don't normally post anything this long, but this is pure gold and must be documented. This is Adam Hutton's facebook birthday invite:
"Spaghetti banquet/ipecac vomit contest and ancillary birthday party
I've been talking about doing this for years and now it's finally going to happen. At 9pm we'll begin serving a vast smorgasbord of delicious spaghetti and then soon thereafter each of the contest participants will take a spoonful of ipecac in an attempt to synchronize our projectile vomiting. A relief area with tarps and garbage cans will be provided for the heroes who participate. Showers will be provided for victims of poor aim and splashback.
How will this contest be judged? Much like preschool; everyone who tries will get a hug, a prize*, and declared winner.
*commemorative poncho
Gross? Absolutely. Painful? Very likely. A story you'll be telling for the rest of your life? You know it!
Cowards and lookie-loos who don't want to join in the fun can... I don't know; just get drunk and play ping pong or something. I guess. Pansies. BYOB/D because after buying the ponchos, tarps, and garbage cans that will likely be unusable and considered disposable after this event I will be a poor person."
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