Josh: Did you see my status update today?
me: NO! God dammit, they never show me yours, for some stupid reason. Who do I have to blow around here to see my own husband's status updates!?
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- "I wanna hire him for parties." Adam on Jed
- Kira: "I know someone who will marry people in non...
- ssa guards to each other: man, that's a lotta mone...
- weird woman with floppy wig at SSA building to sec...
- drunk asian man at Gracie's: "You look familiar. W...
- tune of Two of Hearts: "Two old farts... i peed bl...
- Chuck: "Ope! The antelope's back!"
- Ryan: "so, if you're from Crete and you left, are ...
- me: "is she still a negative Nancy?" Josh: "is she...
- well, you know what you do with a floater, right? ...
- "you just confused me out of my panties!" - Josh
- "this chair is givin' me a gangsta lean.-Kira
- "Eric Fisher, professional good-looker." -Eric Fisher
- Smart toddler!
- "whoa! it's like a to-go cup, but to stay!" -Dani
- Jesse: "a little louder next time..."
- On set, between crew
- "It was so cold I had to treat my wife for hypothe...
- Facebook woes
- Josh, muttering with no prompting: "Eric Blowfins....
- Josh trolls a guy on NBA2k
- I'm standing right here...
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- Documentary nerd, pop culture popcorn muncher, delighted by the things people say.
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