Another gem from Dad

(excerpt from an argument between my Dad and I- he thinks DVDs are still a viable media format, and I think they're already defunct. He says people "still like to have something they can hold" as opposed to uploading to a server or backing up on an external drive. I think he's "just old". :) )

Dad: "But what if the Russians hit us with a dirty bomb and all our file servers are destroyed!?"

Why this would change what would likely happen to a DVD in this instance, I do not know.