At a bachelorette with a friend from back in the Orbit day and a bunch of her girls from a local coffee shop. We get in the car with the sober driver, a somewhat timid (normal) woman. The other girls are outside the car, trying to chug a giant cup of vodka tonic before getting in the car, pushing each other over and laughing like hyenas. I yell "BITCHESSS, get in the car!"
Driver: "I've never met any girls like you!"
me: "You ever work in the service industry?" she shakes her head. "Exactly..."
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That poor, poor timid (normal) woman.
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