Ana: What are you doing tonight?... Oh, exciting. I am going grocery shopping. I think we just turned into housewives. And we should scrapbook this moment.
Me: Dude. I think we should e-scrap it. And by that I mean photoshop cute borders on pics of our kids and put them on facebook.
Ana: Love it. Though you guys will be dealing with the kid situation sooner than us. Ours will be cuter though, for sure. ;-)
Me: Yeah well if I wanted baby koalas I would steal them from the zoo.
A: You should! Think about how cute baby koalas are. Plus, less maintenance than a baby. You can pop them in a box.
Me: Yeah, but they're mean and eucalyptus doesn't grow on trees. Why are you selling this so hard? You're a koala dealer, aren't you?
A: Why? Are you interested? The eucalyptus comes free...
Me: But that's always how they get you hooked. Next thing you know I'll be blowing you for extract.
A: And boy oh boy will it be sweet.
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1 comment:
Jesus. I DO look like a koala!
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