Dad snores, twitches on the couch for 15 minutes. He gets up and walks away: "Thank you, Kennedy, for the power nap."

Master twerker

Holy shit... where she's shakin it and backing up AT THE SAME TIME?! Such power demands great responsibility.

She's the Spiderman of twerking. - Kieran

New Drag Name

Brandy: How come I have never heard anyone refer to Kate Hudson as Goldie Spawn?!

me: "Who're you?"
guy: "I'm Comrade Cid the Killer Rabbit."
me: "What do you do?"
guy: "I'm Comrade Cid the Killer Rabbit."


... This is my life

George practically creams himself when I say the words, "let's watch Star Trek". - Elizabeth

I Love Lucy

me: "Yeah, I'll watch it up until they have the baby, Ricky Junior. That's really where it jumped the shark."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, me too. I hate that. That's like some Scrappy Doo shit."

The bear seems to really love him, but who can know the mind of a bear? - Kieran