I have fire in my panties! - Damiana

Harmony Boyer
I wonder what Kristen Stewart is rolling her eyes at right now.

Tweetbook

Ryan: I know a book of my tweets would not be super interesting.
my book would be 400 pages of dick jokes and moaning about what sandwich I had or if I did or didn't have coffee that particular day

I shall call it Dick & Coffee: a tale of 2 sandwiches
A tweeted memoir by Ryan Paul

Canadians just don't understand.

Ryan: I totally put chocolate milk in my coffee today
white trash mocha
me: hey. now...
root beer milk
that would be a white trash mocha

Ryan: root beer milk?
... that sounds... TERRIBLE

me: It's delish. If you're wt.
Ryan: what is it?
me: it's milk
that's root beer flavored
Ryan: MIND BLOWN

Nightmare scenario: what if the 'Teen Paranormal Romance' section of bookstores is still around in 10 years?- Adam Hutton

Vasarelli playground, 14-ish boys playing basketball.

Boy #1 (could be asian- american): "What time is it?"
Boy #2: "Time to get a watch!... Or steal one, like people from your country do."


wait. what? I mean, if he IS referring to Chinese fake watches, those are manufactured and not stolen... whatever...

John Wayne is dead. No, actually I don't know if he's dead. , Stacey