me: "I like kissing you."
Josh: "Know what I like? Sinking baskets. Nonstop..." *throws wadded- up McDonald's bag backward, missing trashcan.

Love Blossoms 2- the sequel

and then he said stuff that made my heart pound and then i farted.
NOT REALLY
i didn't fart.
-Brandy

..How is there not an all-midget rap group named Shrink Rap? It's embarrassing, music industry! Embarrassing... - Alex Horwood

I still want a taco...
- Scott

Tommy: here's one that's a real rib-tickler
hey there chinny, did you hear about the cow that got swept away in that recent tornado?
Well apparently, it was an udder disaster!

Tommy: hey chinny, did you hear what the mexican meteorologist predicted?
chili today, hot tamale!

Tommy: id like to do something that in some way is anti you
something that will allow me to cut you down at the knees
but unfortunately there's no company that can put poop in sephora's makeup or take lolcats off the internet