Jsar: ass accentuator- on.

JSar: I know, I knew when I was younger I was short so I was like, "I have to be funny."
Ana: So what happened to that?

"Hey Haley, d' you guys want smore Pabst?" - bartender using intercom at Brewvies

There is not one guy that hasn't peed on a tree.
- Ana

The Magenta Placenta

I'm going to write a children's book called The Magenta Placenta. It shows how different cultures do different stuff with placentas, like some people bury it, some people eat it, some people try to put it in a stew but he keeps running away.

Tommy Johnson

Ana, about to play pool: "Am I stars, or stripes?... I got this. I got this."

FACT: Hookers are cheaper in Mesquite.
-JSAR