Rarely working

My hours have been cut at work recently. This has been a topic of discussion since I've been doing a lot of work from home in the last couple days, but we haven't brought it up in hours.

Josh puts honey mustard on his corned beef hash, even though I warned him not to.
Josh: You're right, this was a bad idea.
Me: I told you! Honey mustard rarely works.
Josh: YOU rarely work. BOOM, too soon!

girl at Twilight: no no no, not Jonny Depp. it was Jackween Phoenix!

you know that bad B.O. that kinda smells like pencil shavings?- Jill

Britt: You're such a good friend...
tell me a joke.

yeah, i said it! boogie woogie! -Stephen to Matt

Josh and Ryan, peoplewatching. Ryan: that guy is either from the future, or space... Josh: Dude. you gotta quit drinking.

Ryan: (sings) bad boys, bad boys... Josh: what are your intentions?