Bacon Ice cream

All things in moderation... and especially bacon. Like, bacon martinis!? Come on. Grow up! Grow up. -Josh

Chelsie: (on topic of different Hot Pockets) wow, how do they keep putting all this stuff in this stuff!

Harmony- I was scooping the powder into a sample with this little spoon, and i felt like a tiny apothecary- and suddenly I realized- I felt like a gnome!

these shorts (boxer briefs) are just fantastic. tell josh about em. they were recommended by the bartender at gracie's. jockey gold mesh. we be likin them. -dad

"Oh fuck! Where did you COME FROM!?" -my mom, to an ant in her bed

"did the karaoke guy say he was gonna get you on sooner? he does like you and it's your birthday." "yeah, he said so. i mean, i did hug him like 12 times."

"who says that to the birthday girl? especially when she has these!? who has two thumbs and is awesome? this girl." -Belle on her birthday