"I wanna hire him for parties." Adam on Jed

Kira: "I know someone who will marry people in nontraditional ways, if you know anyone in need of that..." Alan: "Like, bungee jumping?"

ssa guards to each other: man, that's a lotta money. - why don't you resign, go hunt him down?

weird woman with floppy wig at SSA building to sec guards: ya know, bin laden's the most wanted, they made the reward 59 million. isn't that cool?

drunk asian man at Gracie's: "You look familiar. Where from? Korea... Indiana."
me: "Never been to Korea, or Indi...ana."
him: "Oh! Nice lady."

(I'm almost positive he was trying to ask if I was Asian, as in Korean or Indian.)

tune of Two of Hearts: "Two old farts... i peed blue, i peed blue..." -Josh

Chuck: "Ope! The antelope's back!"