The Flash Mob Mustache Bomber

David yaf: Every flash mob should be flash mob bombed like this guy did. Or better yet, every flash mob should just be bombed. What am I paying taxes for Obama? Stop bombing the middle east and get rid of the true threat right here in our own malls and public gathering areas. http://youtu.be/gOfOIQ5ayzI

Josh makes up some dumb lyrics for a song, giggles to himself. "Oh, what would I do without me...?"

High Standards

Overheard at Gino's Woman 1: He paid on his insurance through his check for a year and never went. I'm like you're over 30! Just go to the doctor. See about your prostate and all that, it's not a joke. Woman 2: You got a man that take his self to the doctor, you hold on.

Harmony: Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches.

Overheard on Parkside

She all like "but he's so nice to me, he's so nice." She got to know he's not nice, he just trying to get that pussy. Bitches don't ever know that!

I have string cheese in my purse. That's weird. - Stacy

Donna cracks me up.

I'm staring off into space sort of in her direction. Because she's short, she gets creeped and says, wide- eyed: "Whatchyou lurkin' at!?" A new girl I keep hearing is really nice works with us and I finally get to meet her. She leaves for lunch and Donna says "See what I mean? So sweet... you could learn a thing or two from her." me: "I'm sweet as pie, ya bitch!" We laugh. Best manager ever.