Only Adam

Adam Little: Ooooh! I have the best drama!
Me: Oh yeah? Dish, girlfriend!
Adam: Short version: stalker-ish neighbor has been writing about me on facebook for months.
Me: Ummmmm
Adam: In Chinese.
Me: The fuck
Adam: She's never heard of a little thing called "browser plugins".

Brainstorming

Ana: make a fashion vid like LADY GAGA
me: lol
Ana: with an asian girl puking on you slo-mo
me: with a stutter edit, like in Videophone?
flashing strobe effects?
Ana: exactly. we're so brilliant.

Onomatopeia? You watch your mouth, young lady! - Jam

Josh, on the bitches who shop at Whole Foods:
"your only marketable skill is you take rich dick."

Josh, to me: you've got a cute face, and a real nice attitude.

My Cheerleaders

Two young men standing on the corner see me booking it for the train station.

"GET IT, GIRL!"
"Earn that money!"

:D

Robbie: Uh, yeah!
like no doy, erin

me: like no doy.
i cannot tell you the last time i heard that.
thank you.

Robbie: oh, c'mon. you can tell me.

me: you have triggered a cascade of flashbacks
including The Noid, and "psike!"

Robbie: avoid the Noid!