"I'm Erin Chaney. I have a happy go lucky and devil-may-care attitude." -Eric, making fun of me?

I feel like a king with a scepter. Send in the virgins to wax my loins... -Eric F

Josh I like you just the way you are. But I made a list of things you might want to modify... - Jed

I was the peepinest Tom of all. I was such a peepin tom they called me Peeping Tom. - Kris

When Noah's Ark dropped the Germans off at Ellis Island... - Kira

Neil and I have decided we need a pocket Eric. Eric: I'll work on that. In the meantime I've been bottling my spit if that's helpful.

"Ugly girls want to be told they're pretty; pretty girls want to be told they're smart." - Belle