Josh on The Office (u.s.)

"Tonight on The Office: Jim looks at the camera quizzically."- Josh

little boy around 10 in Hull sitting on his bike, says he loves America. Says he just came back from Orlando and he loved it. I say "Orlando!? You cannot say you love America because you went to Orlando."
after a moment of silence, girl sitting next to him mutters dreamily, "Orlando Blooooooom..."

Little girl to Eric: "Do you like your accent? I hate mine. I wish I had an accent."



(phonetic translation: "d'yew lak yrawksint? Oi 'aight moin. Oi wesh oi hud n uksint."

Asses?

Girl sitting on the fence in Hull: "Ah yoo 'ea t'see the aaaahses?" Translation: "are you here to see the horses?"

Girl asking why Ana is filming in a phone booth

First girl: "Are you making a moooooveyyy?" her friend says: "I'm a pooooooorn staaaaaaahr!!"

Ana: I'm going to start working on my English impression.
Eric: It's easy. Just make sure you include the phrase "I say, old bean." and "what what!" at the end.

later that night, Ana: "Knock knock -who's there?- interrupting England. -interrup- HELLO BEAN WHATWHAT!"

RUUNNGnungngngngng.
- Ana's chainsaw impression