I met the king of Octopedes! -James Cunningham

Kari, on re-meeting after a long lost first encounter: I'm so glad I found you- you're like Natalie Portman in my Closer.

you married yet? not yet? well, have a wonderful life. - Old hippie lady to young businessman at airport bar.

maaaan, your dick is so soft alll the time, Adam! - Kari

Cherie: i'm having a babeh! it's a wine baby. lookitdat baby! i'm having a wine baby.

that's so cool. i've never bruise-kissed anyone before - Kari
Jack- you'll develop a taste for it- you'll be bruisekissin with anyone who'll have ya.

you wanna have a kid? i'm giving out children this week. - Jack the crazy hippie