"It's hipster Normandy!" -Ryan, when wave of Twilight concert kids ran toward us

we get done watching the most depressing doc ever, The Bridge... Nick: "Da Bridge..."

nick: "can i tell Mexican jokes?" ana: "... around me?"

Whitney, chugging a stein: "i don't like that the cup is as big as my head!"

At karaoke, me to Belle: "you should be up there singing that!" Belle: "I KNOW! I'M FUCKIN GOOD!"

"so, i was eating spaghetti in my underwear..." Adam

"swedish furniture baby, the first time i use it, it goes and it breaks yeah..." Adam, to the tune of Mariah Carey Fantasy