"N.B.L. Nuttin Butt Love": a store in Bedstuy

So we're at our anniversary dinner, and I said "James, I have marijuana in my wig!" - Heather

Tommy: "you can call me Attila the Pun... or Punter S Thompson" Nope. Not gonna do that.

"Do you have a perfume that smells like snatch"? Donna's boyfriend, calling on the workphone

Life is hard, miss. But it is good. -Ali, my cab driver, before he burst into song.

I took a cab driver home once! Well, he took me to my home. But I didn't have to pay him for the ride. - Matthew

"The men in Utah must be so good- looking. Because of the purity in the bloodline." .... whut?

The flan has flown. Thank you for flying flan air.

Patchouli is a wood? I didn't know that! - Rene

Abruptly

Josh, brushing his teeth in the bathroom: "Hey, hon??" "Yeah?" he steps into the doorway. "What's up with the Jonas Brothers!?" I just stare at him. He shrugs, like 'no? no good?' and wanders away.

Tay's two cents

upon recent reading of convoblog: "Taylor: stacey sounds hilarious Taylor: and I love that your dad is still making monica lewinsky jokes."

Whoa.

"Oh... I LOVE that. What is it called?" me: ... an iPod? "Oh, that's an iPod." - Rene, my new coworker.

Late night poetry

"There's something that lies beneath psychologically, son, that causes him to be that way. I'm not no psychotherapist, but..." - two young men on the 2 train, talking about a friend who apparently has gone astray. It was a lovely conversation to overhear.

Out of nowhere

"You know... if I remember correctly... the best thing about two girls, one cup? The soundtrack." -Josh

Shit, I got a half a joint on me right now. - dudes on Parkside and Rogers

‎...I would watch a show called "Wilford Brimley Watches the BET Awards."... - Alex Horwood

So polite!

"You can just pack it with weed and I'll smoke it, keep the pipe." -one dude to another, outside Bantam

Ann's mom

"Blackfast with friends at Lagna." (Ann's mom is from Korea)

"Anorexia is the new bulimia. Bulimia used to be the new anorexia, but now it switched again."- Ryan Doud, on fashion