How many snapples do you guys drink!?- Melissa

Beautyfool leeps, mi amor. - man walking up steps to train

Your makeup looks real pretty! - woman in construction vest on her phone, holding a SLOW sign

Angelo: You could pass for French. Jam: I could pass for a great many things; only thing I can't pass for is sane.

Voyeurism, exhibitionism, I love all the isms! I'm a ism-ist. Jam

If god wanted us all to look the same, he wouldn't have invented foundation. -Jam

Rob- "Did I tell you I collided with a girl on the street while we were both texting? All she said was "Dude!" "
Eric- "Was she portly?"

I won't eat pecan pie because you'll never know there's actually a cockroach in there. , Monica

"Google dat bitch!" - girl on her bluetooth on 14 st and 1st ave

Confession

I must admit, I have two motives for taking the ten minute bus ride to work instead of the ten (sometimes longer) train ride. Motive number one is obviously that it's shorter, even if sometimes it's unpredictable. Motive two: It's so that I can record the crazy shit I hear instantly, via text. Expect some crazy Big Apple goodness.

Josh's latest song- joke

What was it they used to say in those Humphrey Bogart films? "Go fuck yerself, shove a book up your dick!"

When the babysitter becomes the babysat... Who babysits the babysitter? - James Cunningjam, esquire

"I need to get hydrated. With vagina. So I can procure my weekend. Which is over. I got school tomorrow!" - young man walking with friends, Prospect Heights

Come, friend! I shall teach thou how to douglas. - Aaron

My belly button hurts! How weird! -kim