Neil and I have decided we need a pocket Eric. Eric: I'll work on that. In the meantime I've been bottling my spit if that's helpful.

"Ugly girls want to be told they're pretty; pretty girls want to be told they're smart." - Belle

Ryan: wasnt Beauty and the Beast basically about Stockholm Syndrome? Josh sings: Tale as old as time...

Dad, on the phone: Yeah, I'm wondering if you can help me, I'm lookin' for sort of a peculiar type'a hat... oh, you do? I'm looking for like a civil war hat. (Apparently the woman told him she did not carry men's hats, only women's.)
Dad: "MANHATER!... I'm just kiddin'."

Dad: ya hear about the Amish prostitute? She had ten mennonite and they drove her buggy.

Closest I ever got was I watched the movie, Precious, once. - Zach on soul food

This is where I cruise for men. -zach, on the roof

Jed sings: the bombs bursting in air... Charmon: why would you shoot a bomb right into the air? Jist to scare people?

Coffee gal: how's that sugar free treating yer cancer? Harmony: I'm gonna fit in my coffin!