Brandy: The world is your cloister! I don't even know what a cloister is.

Tommy: and another lovely bedtime story from L-Ron Chaney

Mulatto sounds like the new Starbucks drink.
-AB

Chaney, you got some uh, dust on your hair from being on your knees... just sayin.
Jalba

Zinger, rest in peace.
-Joel, upon finishing the package

Ana on Zingers

You know Zingers are my Kryptonite, right? I've been clean three years.

Ana, on New York

Let's live like Friends. Like the TV show, Friends.

Taylor: Reclaiming is where it's at in the English language.

I know penis like the back of my... penis. Efish

"Those polygamists make some pretty good cheese..."
- Chad Peters

(Fleetwood Mac)

"you can To-bler-one way! ...To-bler-one way..." - JSar

Tommy: Sunny's frog died yesterday. I made her listen to Miley Cyrus' song, The Climb, while she buried it.

I wrote a rap about how good I am at foosball. -eric fisher

Fox: Chocolate, anyone?... got any?

Josh Sarlo: I had a dream last night that I was in a play that Tina Fey wrote and was directing, and she was really mean. I was sad because she was a bitch, but I was like maybe that's how she gets things done, everyone thinks she's really nice and funny but she's a bitch. I just remember being sad because Tina Fey yelled at me.

JSar wins again

(tune of Sarah McLachlan's I Will Remember You): "I will re- render yoooou..."
(little editing joke there, folks.)

We're Canadian, guys, if anyone asks. -Heather

jonny: note to self: best band name ever? the dickfisters. talk to you later, buddy. (to his phone)

An Accurate Assessment

So. When you're still eating you're planning your next meal, and when you're on vacation you're planning your next trip... - Josh

"I think Zoey's attracted to me... she keeps licking my face."
- Scott's nephew

"When in doubt, juice it out. That's what I always say."
-JSar

Deena Marie Manzanares
"Two days in a row, I've seen someone that looked like a nintendo character."

"Everyone was raped when they were kids, Erin! Let's not get into that." - Ana

JSar: They have so much time on their hands! (Ana: 'who, the LDS office we share work with?') JSar: Yeah, well, just in general people who don't drink have so much more time to be creative!

"What is this 4- wheeled bike!?" - JSar, upon entering Ana's vehicle

MAKING YOUR OWN PERFUME? I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING VERY HIPSTER ABOUT THAT. I CANNOT CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE RIGHT NOW.
- Ana

Alex, as usual

‎"Guys, let's make an oath that in 8 years, we'll all be super shitty."- M. Night Shyamalan to Mel Gibson & Joaquin Phoenix on set of "Signs"...

Joel, leaving

"off like a prom dress!"- Joel

JSar on cleavage

"... I know you're supposed to look away, like during the conversation, but you miss out on so much that way! " - JSar

Josh Henderson on music

In response to the song, We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool: "This is what raving would be like in Star Wars!"

sorry, it's the canadian in me. I can smell the chlorine in a hockey rink 5 miles from here. -Cam